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[motherofclones]

Anakin leaves the Order with Ahsoka.

Anakin and Ahsoka steal the 501st.

No one objects.

No one dares.

(I wrote this two years ago and I have no regrets except that I didn’t post it)

Can you imagine the 501st being given a new Jedi General and it just utterly failing because they’re so used to Anakin’s shenanigans. So the first battle they fight is looking really bad and then Anakin and Ahsoka have an epic entrance in that stupid rust bucket of a ship, save everyone’s ass and pass out hugs

- Padmé sets up a funding thing for them so they have money

- Anakin, Ahsoka, and the 501st going across the galaxy and actually being able to enjoy it

- At least two boys getting married by accident while visiting an unfamiliar planet

- All of them in civilian clothes and personalized gear

- Anakin and Ahsoka supporting the boys when they go on dates

- having ice cream and cookies waiting for them when they get back

- Anakin giving terrible dating advice

- Ahsoka wondering why Rex never goes on dates

- Rex wondering why Ahsoka never goes on dates

- Anakin shipping it

- Rex telling Ahsoka about Cut and Su and their kids and how he’d left it out of his mission report

- Rex telling Ahsoka how he should have felt bad about disobeying orders but he didn’t.

- Padmé requesting the 501st for escorts and having a blast and always arriving at they’re destination late

- They celebrate name days!!

- Ahsoka and the clones learning life skills

Like flirting

- Anakin being a crappy teacher because sand

- the clones shopping

Imagine Anakin and Ahsoka walking in the store and some clones would dart to the food section some clones would dart for the toy section

- Fives has fashion sense

- the 501st leading the rebellion to free all the slaves!!!

- All the clones are extremely protective over Ahsoka

- She loves it

- At some point she says ‘Imma go flirts wit dat doi don’t interrupt’

- Rex get’s irritated

- Ahsoka is satisfied

Ahsoka coming back and Hardcase asking if it went anywhere.

Ahsoka: “Na, I’m into blondes.”

Rex: *chokes on drink.*

- Rex calling Ahsoka by her name ALL THE TIME

- sometimes he slips up though

- Padmé and Anakin have a real wedding

- EVERYONE IS INVITED

- Obi-Wan comes with some of the 202nd

- Anakin greatly matures, no one to rebel against, emotions are stable

- Anakin would finally be at peace

- clones having to figure out the difference between common curtesy and protocol

- 501st is more for the people than for the war effort

- Both Ahsoka and Anakin would grow and mature in the Force

- Auntie ’soka

- THE TWINS

The complete opposite of what happened when the twins were born instead of Anakin freaking out and going to the Darkside because of freaking out he’s perfectly calm while the 501st goes nuts

[jonsafam]

Sansa: let’s talk about your emotions and feelings, Arya

Arya: I don’t want to.

Jon: I want talk about my emotions and feelings

Sansa: I know, Jon.

Jon: I’m sad

Sansa:

Sansa: I know, Jon.

[jaylahve]

Yin + Yang 

+ Bonus: King / Queen Lady

[soapieturner]

[tluohsalohcin]

Daenerys: *burns a man who called her a bitch, burns down a temple because the khals called her bitch, burns alive a father and a son who didn’t bend the knee to her just like that*

Audience: OMG she is so badass, yaaaas queen, fire and blood. They had a choice.

Cersei: *burns down the Sept of Baelor as revenge for being publicly shamed by the sparrows and violated by the people*

Audience: Woooo, dude, that was way too much, chill.

Sansa: *escapes from her abusers, gives the right justice to two of them for treason, cares about her people and listens to them*

Audience: Ugh! I hate her! She is so stupid! She is power hungry! She is the next Cersei.

Me:

Originally posted by n-wordbelike

[bitchfromtheseventhhell]

The Kings and Queens of Winter (original)

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Their father once said that in winter, they must protect one another, keep each other warm, share their strengths.  So they shared their strength, and their crown as well.

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Brandon, King of Winter
↳ King Brandon was King Robb’s true heir, and Lord Eddard’s before him.  When the crown passed to him, it was he that bade his siblings share its responsibilities with him.  Though some of the lords bannermen of House Stark thought this meant that Bran–a cripple since the age of seven–was weak, they soon learned the strength of the decision.  A true king of winter, Brandon said, is one who prepares for winter, not just endures it.  And the best way to prepare for winter was to make sure that all needs were being met, and thus that each was given the full attention of a member of his house.  (It is also said that when there was strife in the North, King Brandon knew about it long before word officially reached Winterfell.  He was blessed by the Old Gods, it was said, with magical sight and hearing, and understood the language of brooks and trees.)

Arya, Queen of Justice
↳ Queen Arya took it upon herself to protect the smallfolk.  She had seen, she told her brothers and sister, their suffering and lived it during the War of the Five Kings, when Lannister and Stark warred in the riverlands.  She had seen what evil men could do when left unchecked and found such evil intolerable in the lands of her blood.  When justice was needed, it was Queen Arya who rode out from Winterfell.  Though songs are sung of Queen Arya’s justice, it was known that her mercy was far more powerful.  Justice, she had been known to say, was nothing without mercy–true mercy, the gift of mercy.  Though far more celebrated for lives she took in the name of her house, her justice was not merely the enforcement of the law but the weighing of it.  If she heard a man’s final words and thought he did not deserve to die, he did not die by her blade.  (Though there were songs sung of Arya’s justice and her mercy, the more celebrated songs are ones of magic.  The most creative of these songs are ones that say she wears the skin of a direwolf and heads a pack of thousands.  Such songs are songs, however, and should never be misconstrued for fact.)

Jon, King of Peace
↳ King Jon was not a Stark, though when the doom of the world was nigh, the lords of the North crowned him king.  He gave his crown to Brandon, Lord Eddard’s trueborn son, when the war ended, and King Brandon shared it with him in return, calling him brother though they shared neither father nor mother.  King Jon fought for the living, and fought for peace, and though he was known as the king in the north who led armies in battle, he knew success by how infrequently he was called upon to fight.  When Jon was home, the realm knew peace; when he rode forth, it would know peace again soon.  (There were whispers that King Jon could not be killed for he had no beating heart inside his body.  Any wound he took remained with him until the time of his passing.  Such tales, however, could not possibly be true for what man can live without a heart?  And while it is known that King Jon rode a dragon into battle at least once in defense of the North, that he had no heartbeat could not possibly be true.)

Sansa, Queen of Prosperity
↳ Queen Sansa learned coin from Lord Baelish, who helped her return to the North following a period of captivity in King’s Landing.  If Lord Baelish was one of the more clever masters of coin that the realm had ever seen, under his tutelage, Queen Sansa came to know the power of gold and markets–vital to the recovery of the North following a long war and a longer winter.  Queen Sansa knew when sternness was required, but the realm knew her to have a generous hand, and through her guidance the North came to know prosperity again.  Artisans flocked to Winterfell, for Queen Sansa dearly loved music, and bakers competed in making the best lemon cakes for her.  (Rumors plagued Queen Sansa for most of her days that Lord Baelish’s untimely demise–an illness that tore through him and slew him in his sleep–was wrought from poison she slipped into his glass of Arbor Gold.  Rumors of poison have followed Queen Sansa ever since the death of Joffrey Baratheon, and thus cannot be trusted to hold any merit at all.)

Rickon, King of Reaping
↳ King Rickon was the youngest of his siblings, and barely more than a babe when his parents died.  He lived his early days among the people, and in fear that Boltons or Greyjoys would find him and slay him in his sleep.  Though many believed that he had died at Theon Greyjoy’s hands when the Prince of Salt and Rock took Winterfell, it soon became known that Greyjoy had slain two farmer’s boys and passed them off for the young princes of Winterfell.  Though King Rickon was likely too young to remember such an event, he was known to mention it often in his work, for he turned himself to the reaping every autumn when the harvest moon rose, making sure that no farmer felt unable to tend to his fields, and that the North was prepared for the oncoming winter.  (As with his brothers and sisters, there are flights of fancy that have entered the realm of myth for King Rickon as well.  If Queen Arya headed a pack of a thousand wolves, it is said that King Rickon wore the skin of a great black wolf that would use his size and strength to protect the smallfolk from smaller packs who would set their eyes on livestock.  Such tales are merely tales, though, for no man can wear the skin of a wolf.)

[sirius-lives]

I’d rather have almost-wight benjen stark sitting on the iron throne than daenerys fucking targaryen and her inhablility to do something other than have dragons.

[fatimagic]

reasons you think people hate j*nerys: the incest, the “predictability”, because i prefer jonsa, daen*rys being infertile, etc.

reasons i hate j*nerys: jon and daen*rys are two fundamentally different people both politically and philosophically and would therefore never work as a couple, especially considering that daen*rys stands in the way of the northern independence jon (and robb, tbh) has built his life on fighting for for the past six seasons :)

[ruindil]

I am over Daenerys Targaryen.

Do D&D really think I want to watch Dany ‘enchant’ every man she meets, so much so that they all fall madly in love with her? So much so that they do all the work for her (Daario and Jorah and Tyrion for example) and make choices that are completely contradictory to their character (eg JON SNOW GIVING UP THE NORTH wth) while she sits on her dragons and makes dictatorial speeches and burns people alive? They have completely butchered Jon’s character this season just to further Dany’s plot and the epic romance that is Jonerys.

Giving up the North? There is no way in hell Jon would have made that choice. He almost forsook the Watch to join Robb when he marched south. He loves his family and he would never ever betray Robb’s memory like this. And the lords in the North crowned him king, they didn’t crown some self-entitled brat who doesn’t know anything about Westerosi history or customs (nor does she even want to know, unless it was about the ever-so-peaceful Targaryen rule). Jon knows this, knows that they would never bow to Dany. The North wants their independence, they want a Stark on the throne, and all for good reason. So why did the writers think it was okay to have Jon ‘bend the knee/swear fealty’ to Dany? Even if I accept that Jon has fallen in love with Dany, there is no way he would give up the North. Jon may suffer the agony of torn loyalties, but we all know he is too much like Ned, that he will still make the right choice (which in this case is not giving up the North). Dany already said she would help, Jon didn’t have to bend the knee. But, of course, it was ever so romantic to have Jon swear to serve her.

But, let’s not focus on Jon’s out-of-character behaviour. Dany has been doing a whole lot of tyrannical things herself. She burned the Lannister army, even though they were not attacking her. Cue Dany stans yelling ‘BUT IT’S WAR!’ Okay, I get it, it’s war you might have to do some questionable things. But Dany attacked with a horde of Dothraki, outnumbering the Lannister army ten to one (I kid you not, the Lannisters had 10,000 soldiers while Dany had 100,000 Dothraki screamers and Drogon) Bringing the Dothraki would already secure her victory, and it would have been a more honourable way to fight another army. Bringing a dragon into the scene, however, and using said dragon as a weapon of mass destruction is not honourable in the slightest. The Lannister soldiers never even got to swing their swords, they didn’t get to go down in a fight. Because Daenerys Targaryen stole that right from them. It doesn’t matter that they were fighting for the enemy, they still deserve to die in a fight.

And then Randyll and Dickon Tarly. Dany ‘breaker of chains’ Targaryen who proclaims herself a humanitarian saviour of the weak, burned them alive because they stood by what they believed in. Even if someone disagrees with me, I can respect it when a person is firm in their beliefs. Again, I can already hear Dany stans shouting ‘BUT IT’S WAR!’ So I’ll humour them. This is war, she can’t send them to the Wall (she didn’t even consider this, she was all set to burn them before Tyrion interrupted) and she doesn’t want to take prisoners. Not because of any limitation, but because she gave them a choice: ‘Bend the knee or die.’ Did you know that killing prisoners of war is considered a war crime? Shocking, I know. How can perfect, kind Dany of all people commit a war crime? Well, hate to break it to you, but she did.

Ignoring that, if Dany wanted to kill those who refused to bow to her, could she not have her Dothraki behead them? It’s not that hard is it? But no, she decides to burn them. I think that over the course of the show, people have become somewhat desensitised to the gravity of burning people alive. It is a slow excruciating death sentence, it is despicable and should never be used. But Dany has been burning people alive all over the place whenever they spark her quick-temper. And she does it for no reason other than that she can. In her mind, she has dragons, she wants to kill people, so why not have her dragons kill them for her? It establishes her ‘power’ over these destructive creatures, so that she can rule over the people by inspiring fear in them. (Although let’s be real, Dany can’t control them, dragons don’t know the difference between what’s theirs and what isn’t) To quote Ned Stark ‘the man who passes the sentence should swing the sword’. Dany has never taken ownership over the lives she has taken, because it is her dragons who do the dirty work. 

Basically what I’m trying to say is that Danielle is both a Mary Sue (because all men have to fall for her, she has special magic powers and dragons) and an Aerys 2.0 (’burn them all’ / ‘bend the knee or die’) rolled into a pretty little package. 

Have a nice day :)